Dave Vest and His Incredibly Small Bladder
Coming back from the British Grand Prix at Brands Hatch, 1986.
Road at a standstill coming up to the tunnel. Dave Vest needs a piss like Andrew Lloyd Webber needs a new face. He didn't like using the (too) public ones at the racetrack.

As we crawl past a service road, he yells "Stop" and jumps out. Even drops his wallet and doesn't turn back, as he runs up the small road as fast as his wobbly bladder will allow.

At the top there's a gap in a hedge, and he darts behind it.
Just seconds later we see him run past the gap, stuffing his todger back in, as a coach load of Japanese tourists drive past the road at the top, all faces pressed to the glass.

By the time he'd gotten back to the car, we'd moved all of 5 feet...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:41, 1 reply)

"needs a piss like Andrew Lloyd Webber needs a new face"
yoink!

clickable on that basis entirely...
(anvil, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:32, closed)