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"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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There are two friends of mine, brothers in fact, called Stu and Craig.
When Stu caught up and hit 18, the two brothers splashed out on a Saxo VTR each. It was possible back then as A)they were brand new and B) it was during that time which Citroen foolishly offered a years free insurance with the sporty little buggers.
Anyway, they go and collect them. They pull out of the dealership in convoy. They approach traffic lights. Craig slows down. Stu is busy looking at the girls on the pavement, he does not slow down.
They were both written off within sight of the dealership. The girls were not impressed either.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
There are two friends of mine, brothers in fact, called Stu and Craig.
When Stu caught up and hit 18, the two brothers splashed out on a Saxo VTR each. It was possible back then as A)they were brand new and B) it was during that time which Citroen foolishly offered a years free insurance with the sporty little buggers.
Anyway, they go and collect them. They pull out of the dealership in convoy. They approach traffic lights. Craig slows down. Stu is busy looking at the girls on the pavement, he does not slow down.
They were both written off within sight of the dealership. The girls were not impressed either.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
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