Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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The Ex-wifes Saab......we bought it when we were still married, and it was a nice car back then. Since we split though, it has suffered a lot. It's full of child detritus. it runs like a bag of shit, it's filthy and it sounds like a tractor.
One night last year, some scrotes crept into the house and took the keys. The car was later found abandoned after a presumably wild and lairy joy-ride. Or not. It was found 500 yards down the road, keys still in it.
Yes, my ex-wifes car was so bad even 16 year old thieves didn't want it.
She still has it though.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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