Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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I don't drive.But I have shagged in a Fiat Uno where I narrowly avoided getting a gear stick up my ass. Don't think it really counts as an answer though.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:24,
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My friendactually had sex with a gear stick to impress her then boyfriend.
When I say my friend..I really mean my friend.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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I'd be impressed,but only if it got less of a reaction than me.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:11,
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try having to stick your leg out of the windowbecause you've got cramp halfway through :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:07,
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Ha ha ha,my cramp translated as thrusts - I'm over 6 foot!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:12,
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hahaha!I've had to do that! I weren't pretty.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:20,
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my shoe was flicked halfway across the carpark ;)(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37,
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