Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My parents were very anti-swearing and we kids were punished hard for transgressionssuch as addressing a sibling as 'You bloody pig!'
So my mother never really heard me swear until some idiot overtaking an approaching car at speed swerved and nearly hit us head-on.
To my shame, had we crashed, the last words she ever heard would have been a loud 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK me!' from her dear demure daughter.
We never spoke of it again.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)
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