Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My AuntieAuntie Dot and my Mum are twins. One of their shared characteristics is an incredible inability to pronounce various words. LOL moments apently during my childhood, especially hearing them trying to say 'fire' which comes out like 'far', 'eyegue' instead of 'argue'.
Anyway, I digress, imagine a social gathering where three generations of the extended family are all assembled, and the women get down to talking about cars. Auntie Dot, in reference to Uncle Pete's antiquated old Swedish jallopy, waits for everyone else's conversations to dry up before announcing thusly:
'Of course Pete will be gutted when he has to give up his old Vulva'.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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