Accident
My brother was driving back from a training conference along the delightful M25 when - not much of a surprise - the cars in front started to slow and a traffic jam formed. Apparently this was not seen by a young American bint driving a large 4x4 who ploughed into the back of him at high speed causing a large pile up and the closure of the road.

Meanwhile, myself and my mum were waiting in a beer garden for him as it was nice and sunny and we'd all decided to meet up for a pub lunch. My brother's never been particularly talkative on the phone so when I got a call on my mobile from him saying "been held up, be there in about an hour" we were not too stressed.

He finally stumbled into the beer garden two hours later with his face covered in bruises from the airbag and dried blood down his shirt. He was fine luckily but still a little (understandably) shocked as all we could get out of him was:

"They made me go to hospital and the doctor put his finger up my bum"

It took a while to convince him that it was a proper medical test and it wasn't that the male doctor 'really, really liked him.'
( hanabanana, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04, 2 replies)

lol
little driving tip for the M25. If you;re around J17-21 go via watford instead. it;s alot quicker even in the wee hours of the morning.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:43, closed)

Hahaha!
Just did a proper lol in the restaurant where I'm having breakfast. Luckily I was not drinking coffee at the time!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 19:12, closed)