My first Car-ma
My buddy purchased a lovely Nissan Sunny, the first of our gang to get a motor we loved it and used it to take us round to all our social gatherings...

One fine summer's day we piled into it for a beach party and set off to the seaside, happy days! Much amusement was had and I did my usual tactic of going one step too far and managed to heave a massive amphet and brandy fuelled sick in the passenger footwell, "You're cleaning that up" Said my mate to which I incoherently mumbled a bit and proceeded to curl up and twitch in the manner that you do when approaching polydrug overdose and sunstroke....

Fastforward 18 months, all memories of said night truly lost in my cavernous swiss cheeselike mindcogs and I find myself clutching that pink sheet of paper telling me I was roadlegal...Hell yeah! Now I just need a motor, turns out my mate was selling his trusty Nissan and in my excitement I snapped it up right away...

As a young 18 year old with a new toy I got straight to it, ignoring the slightly weird smell as I parked it up on my drive and got the vacuum, polish and hosepipe ready to buff my new baby, it was then I noticed the passenger footwell was blue, green, yellow and very very crusty with an odour that could floor Rhinos. That bastard was right all along, I did have to clean it up. Probably regret letting it mature for 18 months first...Karma is a bitch.
(McCrack, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)