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"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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I hate nissan micras.
I also hate yellow fiat puntos. But I REALLY hate nissan micras. They just look awful. The fact my ex ran off with a guy who had a nissan micra only adds to this loathing, but it was there before that. I hate them.
They look loads better with hundreds of hair-thin scratches up the side of them though, as do yellow puntos, especially when they're both parked in the driveway of the house I'd just been kicked out of. someone seemed to be encouraging me by banging on a window and shouting "Oi!", I'm not entirely sure though, as I was out of my tiny mind on vodka.
The moral of the story is, if you're going for petty revenge on an ex's new boyfriend's car, use a chewed up ring pull and not your keys, then Gil Grissom from CSI won't catch you. No matter how many people see you do it.
I don't drink as much these days.
( , Sat 24 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I also hate yellow fiat puntos. But I REALLY hate nissan micras. They just look awful. The fact my ex ran off with a guy who had a nissan micra only adds to this loathing, but it was there before that. I hate them.
They look loads better with hundreds of hair-thin scratches up the side of them though, as do yellow puntos, especially when they're both parked in the driveway of the house I'd just been kicked out of. someone seemed to be encouraging me by banging on a window and shouting "Oi!", I'm not entirely sure though, as I was out of my tiny mind on vodka.
The moral of the story is, if you're going for petty revenge on an ex's new boyfriend's car, use a chewed up ring pull and not your keys, then Gil Grissom from CSI won't catch you. No matter how many people see you do it.
I don't drink as much these days.
( , Sat 24 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
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