Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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PeanutsRepost from the slapstick QOTW:
My sister-in-law was driving her boss's Porsche to the airport to pick him up. While waiting in the carpark she opened a pack of peanuts to have a snack but, as sometimes happens, when she opened the pack the nuts came spraying out all over the car.
She rapidly cleaned up all the nuts and salt, just before her boss arrived. 'Everything ok with my car?', he asked. "No problems!" squeaked his secretary, and they set off.
It was a hot day so he put the air blower on full blast, whereupon peanuts came blasting out of the air vents, spraying into his face and hitting him on the nose.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 17:14, 1 reply)
Have a 'clicky' for making me almost choke on my noodles at the mental image!
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 20:59, closed)
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