Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Kid walking down the streetAnd a car pulls up next to him.
"Hey, want a lift?" says the driver.
"No thanks, I'm good" the kid replies.
"Come on, it's way better than walking," the driver persists.
"No, seriously, I'm fine, please leave me alone."
"I've got lollies and a puppy in here," the driver saus, leaning over to wave a paper bag of sweets.
"Just fucking listen to me, Dad" says the kid, "there's no way I'm getting in a Lada so just piss off home and I'll see you at dinner time."
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difficultchild, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:57,
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Hey kid,If I give you sweet will you come in my car?
Kid: If you give the me bag I'll cum in your mouth!
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