Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My dad decided early on in life that he wanted a Riley.He saved from about the age of 11 to get one, and in his mid-20s finally got it. He looks well cool in the photo as he leans on the bonnet, smoking his pipe.
After a week of playing, he thought he'd better visit his mum and take her out for a spin in it, being the dutiful son.
He rolled it onto the roof.
As he hung there from the seatbelt, all he could think was "My Riley. I've rolled my Riley. My Riley, that I saved for 15 years to buy, is a write off. My Riley, my Riley ... "
He heard a noise next to him, and thought, "My mother. She's moving. She must be OK. My Riley. My bloody Riley that I'd saved 15 years to buy - my Riley ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52,
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