Thieving Fuzz!
I had a little Mk 1 Nissan Micra, twas my pride and joy and all I could afford. It even had a CD player so I could play my bangin' choons that I kept in the glovebox.

One evening me and the gf came back to the car to find the passenger window smashed, CD player gone, CDs gone, my jacket gone etc. Not only this but the bloody thing wouldn't start so my gfs dad had to come and pick us up. I got a garage to pick the car up the next morning to figure out what was up with it. I also called the police to report the theft.

I didn't want to claim on my insurance, which had a massive excess on it anyway, so I had to spend about 300 quid replacing all the stuff that was nicked. I also had to pay the garage 20 quid for diagnosing that the distributor cap had come off - weird.....

Anyway... 2 months later I got a call out of the blue from the fuzz, saying "Do you want to come and pick up all your stuff?". They had the CD player, CDs, jacket, everything. I'm like "Wow you recovered all my stolen kit!" and the lady said "Um no, the sheet says the officer came across a car with a smashed window and took the precaution of removing all items from the car, and disabling the engine to prevent theft".

"BUT NOBODY TOLD ME THAT WHEN I REPORTED IT!!!!!"

"Oooh sorry about that".

Yes that's right, the police still owe me 320 quid.
(zootius, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:00, 2 replies)

Haha
Sorry for laughing but that is brilliant.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:01, closed)

Hahaha!
Yeh sounds about right that!
( ..wil, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 18:51, closed)