Cars
"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
Kids today...
huh, don't know they're born, eh.
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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I did. I got a video. clots all over my face. I even sucked in a bit and drank one.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:15,
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*boke*
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:19,
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Don't worry, I didn't digest it. I burped it back up out my nose and my mum kept it in an earring case.
wanna have a look?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:23,
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Only if
it looks like solidified unicorn farts. I like them.
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:50,
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