You drive
a Honda Accord AICMFP
( Kroney, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:47, 3 replies)

pffft

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:49, closed)

No, thank God
But am a rather large exponent of Tang Soo Do.

I didn't train from the age of 8 to let wankers on the road frighten me.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:53, closed)

Come off it
If someone mentions Honda Accords everytime there's a decent story, that's original and makes people laugh, then QOTW will get pretty dull, pretty quickly.

I really enjoyed that.
(Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:54, closed)

Thanks
I've a fair few tales of putting enraged drivers in their place, but daren't tell them here for fear of
a) It looks like I'm boasting (I'm not - I think they are funny)
b) Being flamed
c) Being caught!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:57, closed)

Wow.
You're really hard and cool.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:05, closed)

Actually...
Being bigger than someone, and having trained in Karate for over 36 years doesn't make you hard. Some martial artists I know are too soft for their own good, even if they are bigger and more proficient than me.

Being able to switch off sympathy for threatening low-life is my forte, however. Anyone who is slightly capable of defending themselves can easily win a fight if they've got the conviction, and aren't afraid to hurt someone.

It's certainly not cool at the time though. Cool is when Master Loke took 10 guys down in a pub when set upon, and refused to talk about it because "he lost his temper" and "was ashamed".
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:30, closed)

I'm sure that's all very impressive, but you appear to have misjudged your target audience.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:02, closed)

Boobies
How's that?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 7:40, closed)