Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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So what really happened is your husband went out in the night and fucked someone elseand on the way home constructed a great story of a carjacking to distract you from the smell of stale semen and someone else's perfume emanating from his clothes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:30,
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I love you.It could just be he was a shit driver and wanted a supermodels-with-aspergers level excuse as to why he'd dented the drivers door and and kerbed an alloy, of course.
But I like your explanation better.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:33,
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