Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Put a condom over the end of the exhaust...... with a hole in the end. It will inflate and stay inflated as he drives off.
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lovely(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:55, closed)
Wouldn't it just melt?Can you wire the windscreen wipers up to the indicators, or something, so they come on every time he turns a corner? Then smear them with vaseline? I reckon that'd be rather irritating...
Or replace his airbag with a comedy boxing glove on a spring, so that if he ever crashes, he gets additionally punched in the face.
Freeze a turd and grate it into the heater vents?
You have options...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:01,
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This doesn't actually happen.It inflates all too rapidly, then bursts and sounds a lot like a wet fart.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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