Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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"And the carjacker had some sort of glass bottle in his pocket when the door hit him"and that's why my clothes smell of Kenzo perfume, honestly darling that's what REALLY happened!" *wide eyes, head nodding*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:27,
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No dear,some yobs were throwing stolen lipstick containers at passing cars. I just happen to have been struck by a couple, which landed on my collar, my cheek, and errrr.....
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:49,
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