(fx of insane rage!)
Kensington and Chelsea parking dept are _the_ most corrupt, sneaky and downright evil sons of bitches ever to have been granted a license to steal cars.

More than once they've taken a fleet of grab lorries to a quiet street in Notting Hill (not even on their patch), declared the road an emergency "no parking zone" at midnight and hauled away every car they could grab before their right to do this expired one hour later.

Thirty or forty people wake up to find their cars missing and dutifully phone up the nick to report the theft. £160 pounds per person release fee if paid on the day +£60 per day storage fee if you couldn't get to their offices with actual cash in your hand "Sorry sir, no credit cards or cheques, cash only."

So much trouble they caused.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:17, 1 reply)

Blummin hell! Fantastic!
I'm going to start telling people I used to work for The Mob!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:52, closed)