My best friend and I
Used to driver side by side on two lane highways at about 30mph just to piss people off. One guy took extreme offense and tried to pass me on the shoulder. He then wanted me to pull over either to fight or to jack me off (I couldn't really tell which hand gesture he used). But for some reason he decided not to press the issue after he saw me inspecting the quality workmanship that went into my tire iron. It was such high quality I just had to look at it right then and there. It was shiny!

Oh, and the guy in charge of traffic rules and regulations in my city is missing an eye, has never driven a car, and doesn't believe that a car should legally be able to go above 25mph as "anything over that kills people."
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:41, 10 replies)

Lol, well done....
.....you must be very proud of being such a penis.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:11, closed)

You threatened him with a beating using a tire iron?


Gosh....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:13, closed)

he had a flashback to Brokeback Mountain
it was the tire-iron that killed his dad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:44, closed)

You are the coolest kid in school...
No, really. That is probably the coolest thing anyone has ever done. Ever.

cunt
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:18, closed)

errrrrm...
If this is satire, well done. If not, you're a bit of a pillock, no?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:41, closed)

Ok...
...I will also add a benefit of the doubt clause to my previously indicated opinion of your apparent penis'ness.

IF this is satire, then have 4/10 for effort, but please note that there is a difference between 'subtle' and 'missing'. If not: well, I guess others have made the point also.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:43, closed)

I've read about your driving in other posts - dork!
I had a nice large pickup with a non-destructible bumper (see www.b3ta.com/questions/cars/post705821). I would have simply assumed that since your car couldn't go faster, you just needed a good push.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:14, closed)

Supermodels etc

Massive drugs etc

I think I prefer Donkey Gums tbh...
(anvil, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:41, closed)

me too
I didn't realize this was a cuntish as it is as I was typing.


Meh, glad I grew up. Besides, my other car story involves my head going through the steering wheel.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:53, closed)

I read about you in the papers
www.examiner.com/x-34328-Seattle-Headlines-Examiner~y2010m4d17-Seattle-Convicted-drug-smuggler-running-bestiality-farm-in-Washington-State-Slideshow-Video
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:02, closed)