Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Honda AccordMy stepfather drives on of those massive Mercedes - it's got a sign on, does about 1mpg, and has a turning circle the size of Devon. It's over 30 years old, I think.
We were lidderally crawling out of a turning, and dinked the Honda Accord in front at 10mph.
He broke the covering of the headlight, which, understandably annoyed him.
The Honda Accord was, pretty obviously, a write-off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:51,
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This story is clearly a lie.The Honda would have got up, twatted the Merc before shagging its supermodel daughter and taking massive drugs.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:07,
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HahahahaMore like "gone and played with it's Star Wars toys"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:10,
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