Naughty
I was caught shoplifting by my nan, who made me take the object back and pay for it. Th eshopkeeper didn't prosecute as long as I delivered 2000 leaflets for him.

I got caught by my football team trying to seal the deal with the managers daughter in a hay field at the end of season party. They all just started singing football songs which kinda put me and her off.

I was caught mid act in bed with someone on a 6th form Biology Field trip. We were filmed by a mate on his palmcorder; I was again found naked with her in the bath at an end of A-Levels party, by my girlfiend who I thought was on holiday. That was another whole bag of fish..

and the worst one; hammered in Liverpool, I was caught pissing on Anfield Stadium by the police at about 4am. They stood behind me, shouted, I tried to put it away and I pissed all over my legs and feet (I was wearing Flip Flops for some reason). They took me to the station, I had to sit stinking of piss for about 2 hours to get interviewed by an Evertonian who gave me a warning as i said I was a Everton supporter as well and it just seemed the right thing to do. I just really needed a piss...
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)