It was a scorching hot saturday afternoon
and I was sunbathing in the garden wearing my bikini with my very attractive housemate who was wearing his boxers and a sombrero, when I decided to go inside and cool down a bit. Noticing his phone inside I took the opportunity to have some fun and locked him out of the house. He had to stand looking through the window as I worked my way through every female name in his phone book sending them embarrassing texts. Once I'd finished I let him back in and he swore revenge.

Skip forwards an hour or so and I'm enjoying some 'me' time reading a BSDM fetish site with my hand down my pants when there's a knock on my door. I shout "Busy!" and hear back "I know!". My phone then goes off and there's a text message from my housemate with the opening line of the current story - about a girl who gets tied up and fucked by santa. He then proceeded to post it on a website full of seedy weirdos obsessed with honda civics.


At least that's how she'll probably see this.
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