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I may have smuggled a girlfriend in and out of my parents' house (whilst in sixth form many moons ago) one snowy night for a quick fiddle before driving her home and then having to come up with some ridiculous excuse as to why I was driving around in the snow at 4 in the morning.

Was also caught naked in her room with her by her mum one afternoon during a double free period at school when we thought we were alone, but it wasn't funny just slightly awkward, she managed to feign ignorance and just said "I'll leave your tea here shall I?"
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)