Hang on, cognitive dissonance kicked in.
She's okay with sex toys and blowjobs but for the love of Yahweh don't let her know you're watching porn?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:47, 1 reply)

For the unmarried men on here:
The wifely rules are simple.

Rule 1: Every hole, as long as it's mine.

Rule 2: Anything you want to put in the hole, as long as it's fun.

Rule 3: You put anything of yours, attached to you or not, anywhere else, and I WILL CUT YOUR COCK OFF.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:56, closed)

The way you phrased it there...
...it sounds like Rule 3 would exclude such activities as putting a DVD in the player to watch it, or tapping your mate a fag. Your wife sounds a bit harsh if she won't let you put anything of yours anywhere. :P
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:48, closed)