a few words on porn
most recently my dad was helping me with something on the computer that required an image - the last folder i has saved into was my *special* folder so i clicked on open and the screen filled with thumbnails of my collection of images (im glad it wasnt anything too *unusual* just a lady using vegatables in an interesting fashion) i turned redder than the slapped arse of a baboon and shot the mouse out to close the window but he obviously saw it but was very good about the whole thing - he left the room to allow me to kick myself over and over and over (which i then did) and never mentioned it again.

another one that happened a while ago - i was with this girl - il call her alex as that was her name - now she was by all acounts rather fucking filthy, any how to get to the point she had an acount with a website called fistsflush - her mum caught us watching a video from said site while giving each other some hand based relief. she just backed out the room but i heard her vomiting in the bog some 30 seconds later, the girl told me after i had gone the mum yellwed at her for about a hour straight about being a devient and so forth. still i dont think it helped much when the same thing happened 3 weeks later....
(imgunnabesick rawr ^ \_/ ^, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:15, 1 reply)

That last sentence
won you the click.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:28, closed)