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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Caught by the fuzz
And there I was in the back of the van buzzing my tits off, head in my hands thinking 'shit, this is a bad dream!'
I was only 15 and thought I was the man, to be honest with dad not around I still childishly thought my big brother would magically appear and be able to sort it out but this was looking a bit serious tbh and even in the state I was in I was hoping I'd keep this one to myself anyway.

Next thing I know I was locked up in the cells for a bit (feeling pretty sick now) before an interview with a schizophrenic copper (good cop/bad cop rolled into one). He said it would be sorted if I told them who supplied the blow, I knew enough not to fall for that. so they rolled in the big guns...

Here comes my mum, well she knows what I´ve done
'Just tell them the truth, you know where it´s from!'
'You´ve blackended our name! Well you should be ashamed!'
'If only your father could be here now, he´d break down and he´d throw you out for sure'
'I never should have let you out tonight'
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:50, 1 reply)
Great tune!
Havent heard that for ages, gonna go dig it out now!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:27, closed)

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