Musical cocks
I'm not quite sure how, but somehow in my last year of primary school I and my mates ended up standing in a secluded corner of the playground playing musical cocks. We sang Happy Birthday loudly, and used our arms to imitate enormous whangers bouncing up and down in time with the music. We thought it was hilarious. Until we noticed sweet little Miss Pitchford, the music teacher, looking at us through the windows of a nearby classroom, and trying to suppress her giggles.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)