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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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"PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPH!"
Not too long ago at work, I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when I felt a fart build up. It seemed like a little one, so I gave it a gentle push to help it on its way.

Bad move.

"PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPH!"

Oh well, at least no-one heard - then I turned round to see a female colleague, who I fancied, staring at me with an expression of utter disgust.

Oh well.

Dr S
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:12, 2 replies)
some people
have no sense of humour. A noisy but non-smelly fart is a joy to behold.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:29, closed)
She didn't hang around
for the smell

Lloyd Grossman, you CUNT.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:48, closed)

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