i'm a mong magnet, too
my mate's dad is the worst. on her birthday 2 years ago, he gave her a fatherly kiss as he was leaving the pub. he leaned over to give me a kiss, which i had believed would be on the cheek.
wrong! he tried to tongue me, the dirty old fucker! with cries of "dad, stop it NOW!" my mate grabbed him off me. she told me later that he'd fancied me for a while >.<
*shudders*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:58, Reply)