Really? Has nobody done this one yet??
Before selling my soul and switching to Macs, I had a shitty old Toshiba notebook that was forever giving me grief. One day I was doing some home-recording (I'm a bit of a muso..) and the bastard computer froze up completely.
Took it down to the local fix-it shop in Bristol, and they said they'd take a look at it and get back to me.
Next day I get a knock at the door, and it's the old bill, and I'm being arrested for posession of child pornography!
It made all the papers, and I ended up having to fuck off to Cambodia to get away from the press..

Cheers,
P. Gadd


Click 'I like this' and I'll tell you all about my sexual exploits in Vietnam.
Length? Three years - two years, five months with good behavior..
(r0ach, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:16, Reply)