When I were a lad...
I lived with my Grandma & my dad. One fine day, my big bro told me that my dad kept, what can only be described as a "Big Bag of Porn" in his wardrobe. Intrigued by this, I had a little gander & fuck me, if there wasn't a bloody great big bag of porn! There was some shitty old H&E mags, but there was also a few Escorts, Razzles, Whitehouse's, freebie videos & best of all, some imported Dutch Hard-Core filth!!! Little A3 sized mags with the most graphic penetration shots you could imagine, as you've probably already figured out, these were my very most favourites!

Now, in my bedroom, my window-sill wasn't attatched, it was just a big piece of wood resting on a ledge, perfect for hiding small, A3 sized hardcore porn magazines under! Anyway, this went on for about a year until one day, I came home from school to find that to my horror, my Grandma had tidied my room, & for some reason, chosen to tidy under my window-sill! She wasn't even discreet either, she just left them on my bed & cracked a joke. Don't think I had a wank in about 3 months after that!

Length? Easily an extra inch upon 1st discovery!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:28, 4 replies)

You mean A5, right?
A3 isn't little.
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:05, closed)

tsk
you know how these men exaggerate.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:32, closed)

^ this
You win at the internet.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 12:41, closed)

ha ha ha ha
Quality response
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:28, closed)