Caught!MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Stealing food off a baby in public - me?I took my aged, slightly senile ma-in-law for a pub lunch and we chatted briefly with a nearby couple who had a baby with them.
As Ma-in-law had too big a helping she invited me to finish her chips, which I did.
Next day, she was telling people that I'd stolen the chips off the baby on the next table. I was mortified. Nobody disbelieves her, why would she lie?
Everyone now thinks I'm a dirty rotten greedy bastard. Well, I am, but, y'know.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
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