Mrs Quackblast speaks a bit of chinese,
and a few summers back we were sitting in a pub garden by the river when a local herbert strutted past, t-shirt removed and tucked into his jeans lest it impair his carrying of two massive invisible carpets. as he passed us we saw he had some MASSIVE chinese characters inked across his back. The wife erupts into laughter, and I assume its because of the guy was a complete tool.
Once she'd wiped the tears from her eyes she told me that instead of 'power', or whatever he had asked for, the tattoo actually read-
'THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)