I also knew a fella once...
...who took to pissing in strange places while he was very, very inebriated.

He was once caught trying to piss into an empty Miller Genuine draft bottle placed strategically in the corner of my friend's bedroom, which, let's face it, would be hard enough when sober. He was also seen quite a few times pissing into handbags and shoes at parties...

The funniest incident involved a new flat in a pretty posh area of Edinburgh (Morningside if anyone is interested) that my mate had just acquired for living in whilst at Uni. We all went up for a night-out in Edinburgh and a post-club party in the flat. This particular pee-friendly mate had a tendency to disappear amidst the revelry, only to reappear in a zombie-like state at some later point in the evening.

Not this time - we went a-hunting for him only to find him sleeping upright and micturating into a bedroom cupboard. My mate was not chuffed. He hit him - hard. But that didn't stop the pissing. The poor cunt was decked on the floor pissing all over himself (and the lovely new carpet) while we were all buckled double with laughter.

I still laugh when I think about it.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)