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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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I was 15, I had Guns n' Roses on my stepfather's good stereo at top volume, no one was home, and a cracking guitar riff was coming up.
I played air guitar shamelessly, head-banging - I was Slash at Wembley, performing to hordes of teenage girls who wanted nothing other than to repeatedly shag and blow me, and as I gesticulated wildly, reflecting their adoration straight back at them with the devil horns, I continued playing and head-banging, until I saw suddenly reflected in the mirror my stepfather standing behind me shouting - apparently wordlessly as the music was so loud - that I should turn it down as he was trying to sleep.

Ah.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:20, 1 reply)
My brother did this to me.
I was staying at my mum's house (where he still lived) for the night because I had to take the train to Brussels the next day, and he went out and got hammered and forgot I was sleeping in the next room. At about 03:00 he came home and put on some godawful electro-grindcore at house-shaking volume. I was jolted out of sleep so brutally that I just wandered from room to room like a zombie until I found the source of the noise, at which point I punched him in the stomach and went back to bed.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:52, closed)

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