Reminds me of the time
I drunkenly joined a betting website the night of a big boxing match, when the oddsmakers had got it bafflingly wrong. Next morning, stonking hangover, I couldn't figure out how to access my winnings. Had to phone up and ask. My username 'suckclit' didn't seem quite so hilarious in the cold light of day but I couldn't afford to let the money disappear into the ether. Call-centre lady made me spell it out and everything.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)