When I was 9 or 10
I was happily asleep in bed dreaming of He-Man and Skeletor and whatnot. When all of a sudden, Skeletor started making weird loud moaning noises.

Unfortunately, this wasn't part of the dream.

When I awoke, the noise continued. And it was coming from my Mum's bedroom. It was terribly loud and I was terribly tired.

I just wanted to go back to sleep.

So I kicked open her bedroom door and stormed in. Hands on hips, and announced, in the loudest squeaky voice I could,

"Can a person get a night's sleep around here?"

My shocked mother, who was on top of her boyfriend at the time, practically fell off the bed.

My piece said, I went back to my own bed. The noises ceased. And I continued dreaming of He-Man (though for some reason, he now had weird bouncy boobies).
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:47, 3 replies)

That was
no dream.


(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:55, closed)

AAAAAGH!
My nightmares have come true!
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:07, closed)

OFFICELOLS!
Avert mine eyes!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:32, closed)