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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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I pretend that
rather than having forgotten something, I've suddenly come up with a brilliant idea. Just point your index finger skyward and say, "A-ha!" loudly enough for people to hear, before spinning on your heel and walking back whence you came.

It's like when you trip on a paving stone. I conceal my embarrassment by breaking into a jog and not stopping until I'm out of sight.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:16, 1 reply)
These are
two great ideas, I don't know why they haven't occured to me! I'm usualy worried that people won't realise that I've suddenly changed direction because I've forgotten something but will think I'm a mental person patroling the bottom 2/3rds of my road...
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:30, closed)

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