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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Shockingly inebriated one evening I decided to jog the 2 miles home from town, the theme music from Rocky on my walkman further convincing me that I was some kind of kebab and lager powered superhero.

Half way home I panicked nay almost shit-myself as I realised I was being followed at a few metres distance by a car, the occupants of which seemed to me through my alcohol and weed glaze to be very bad men indeed. I upped the pace and cut through a park, whereupon the car screeched at excessive speed round the other side of the park to cut me off. I practically shit myself but managed to make it out the park, almost being mown down in the process, and managed to dodge down a side alley.

I snuck down the back roads for a while, panting and wheezing, just managing to get to the driveway of my house before I saw them again bombing round the corner towards me. I legged it round the back of the house, frantically found my keys and let myself in.

When I took off my headphones I heard sirens. And when I looked out the window I realised it was coming from the Police car that had chased me home.

Ah. It took a few minutes for this to make any sense at all in my drink addled fuzz.

After spending 20 minutes or so in and around my garden with flashlights looking in the bushes, in the garage, under the hedges they eventually knocked on my door.

"No officer I haven't seen anything suspicious" was the most I remember from the conversation before they gave me a caution.

So, caught - for well, I don't know what, youthful enthusiasm?
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, 6 replies)
Hang on - you got cautioned?
You should have dobbed them the next day - you didn't do anything wrong, jogging is not cause for suspicion, and it was your house.

Dicks.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:01, closed)
Drunk and disorderly
Go figure.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:07, closed)
Running is being drunk and disorderly?
Sounds like bollocks to me, unless you were singing along to Rocky at the top of your lungs.

If this is true then I'd better watch out as well - I regularly run home after a night on the lash because my drunken brain has absolutely zero patience and walking is too slow.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:05, closed)
Yeah all true
It's the most baffling thing that's ever happened to me. I still occasionally run home, but I'm always more alert know.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, closed)
Doesn't sound like a caution.
I think you have to go to the station for that?
Do you mean you got a "telling off"?
Still out of order on the copper's part but less likely to bar you for life from certain professions.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:55, closed)
sods
I wouldn't have answered the door.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:43, closed)

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