Caught in the possesion of gay porn
We once set-up a member of staff in an ol' computer store where I used to work once.

A delivery driver turned up and had just come from a pub further up the road; a pub which had new owners and a rather new homo-theme. The driver had just delivered a pallet full of gay porno magazines to the place and still had a load strewn about the back of his van. For a laugh he brought in a few while offering the store manager a few for free.

After the initial childish laughs etc we decided to torture one of the lackies who was currently on lunch somewhere outside the building. Just off the shop floor behind the counter there is a corridor which led to the back stockrooms of the store. In that corridor, right by the shop-floor door there were a few lockers introduced for staff to keep bags etc in while we worked. Cue us breaking into the target's locker and planting a fair few books of the "Brown Occult" in there, to the point where we had to slam the locker shut to stop them falling out.

So we wait. He eventually trundles in wearing some headphones and walks up to his locker to put his headphones away. At this time we send the manager to walk past him, who has got a voice with a very loud volume deficit. Cue the victim opening his locker, then getting bombarded with a load of unexpected gay porn mags falling on top of him just as the manager walks passed, who shouts out loud so every customer can hear "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, EWWWWW, GAY PORN, YOU FILTHY BASTARD, OW EWWWW!!!!".

There were families in the store, staring in shock at him. He went to complain, then his voice fell into a quiet whimper, then he sulked off into the back of the storeroom while muttering "You guys..."

Caught red-handed, the perv.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)