Caught!MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Just remembered one...Technology class, when I was 16. My teacher, Mr. Grabowski, caught me pretending to put my scrotum in a vice.
"Are you putting your genitals in that vice?"
"Yes, Sir"
"Are you stupid"
"I suppose so"
"Well that's one of the most stupid things I've ever seen. Putting your own genitals in a vice"
And with that, he just wandered off. He didn't like me much anyway. His full name was Bernard Grabowski, so I used to sing (to the tune of Disco Inferno), 'Bern, Baby Bern, Bernard Grabowski.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
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