I celebrated the 29-year, 5-month and 18-day anniversary of my birth
by getting some passport photos taken in one of those booths at the local railway station. I forgot about them in my pocket that night when I went out for a curry and when I took them out the next morning, they were slightly bent and crinkly.
( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:29, 12 replies)

So they were MORE accurate than when they went into your pocket?
Spooky.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:36, closed)

Yes, but it was a double-edged sword.
Since I now actually looked like my passport photos, I was probably too ill to travel.
( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:38, closed)

can't believe you haven't been banned for this sort of cruel bullying

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:38, closed)

He's just described what a user looks like, I think that's classed as publishing personal information

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:41, closed)

He chooses his victims well, though.
He knows I'm not the sort of autistic crybaby who'll go blubbing to the mods.
( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:49, closed)

^This.
I know that The LOVELY Gee Enn can take a bit of banter.
Whereas I'd never cruelly ask Albert how his holiday in Florida that he deleted all those threads about went. Because I know that it'd upset him into getting his Mod friends to banhammer me.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:24, closed)

He'd hack their accounts and ban you himself

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:46, closed)

I bribe the mods.
My bumhole looks just like a puppy's.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:25, closed)

Should have taken your own with an iPhone 6
just dont leave it in your pocket afterwards
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:00, closed)

Vade retro, Satana!
It's Android all the way for me.
( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:06, closed)