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This is a question Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones

Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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I've a bottle of fizzy wine on ice for the day Doctor Skagra dies in a fire.

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shouldn't keep it cold for very long ... wanna keep it around 15 degrees and only cool it down before you drink it

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:16, closed)
I really don't think it's going to be vintage champagne.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:55, closed)
Asti Spumanti Blanc de Blanc 1989?
Serve with Findus Crispy Pancakes, Spam and a pineapple hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:27, closed)
Arctic roll or GTFO.

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Pleb.
Viennetta is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:31, closed)
oo hark at swanky Mary here!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34, closed)
That doesn't even rhyme.
Can I at least get "airy-fairy Mary" or something a little more poetic?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46, closed)
oo hark at swanky manky shit-stained hankie here

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:51, closed)
Much better.
Also sounds like a song by Big Gay Al.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:52, closed)
tl:dr
etc
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:39, closed)
Matchstick Boy
seemed to be saying he wants you to die in a fire. Presumably so he can cut hunks off your cooked body and lob them into his gargantuan wife's snapping maw.
(SlantedScience, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:40, closed)

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