Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones
Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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I've a bottle of fizzy wine on ice for the day Doctor Skagra dies in a fire.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:00,
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shouldn't keep it cold for very long ... wanna keep it around 15 degrees and only cool it down before you drink it
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:16,
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I really don't think it's going to be vintage champagne.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:55,
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Asti Spumanti Blanc de Blanc 1989?
Serve with Findus Crispy Pancakes, Spam and a pineapple hedgehog.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:27,
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Arctic roll or GTFO.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:30,
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Pleb.
Viennetta is where it's at.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:31,
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oo hark at swanky Mary here!
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34,
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That doesn't even rhyme.
Can I at least get "airy-fairy Mary" or something a little more poetic?
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46,
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oo hark at swanky manky shit-stained hankie here
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:51,
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Much better.
Also sounds like a song by Big Gay Al.
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.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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tl:dr
etc
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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Matchstick Boy
seemed to be saying he wants you to die in a fire. Presumably so he can cut hunks off your cooked body and lob them into his gargantuan wife's snapping maw.
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SlantedScience, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:40,
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