Just imagine,
one day you'll have to stand before the pearly gates, and admit your biggest achievement was getting Shambo to like you.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:08, 2 replies)

i only like him because he's a fat poof

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:43, closed)

Why do people imagine that I like you?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

we share a natural contempt for the Weepy Boohoos
that hardly makes us part of some exclusive clique ... it just makes us normal


(I mean ... obviously you're not completely normal, you hideous deviant)
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, closed)

I think you two share much more than that.
You're both unfunny and boring for a start.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:45, closed)

dunno who you are soz

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, closed)

I see what you did there!

(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)

yerr ... I said "dunno who you are" ... coz i dunno who you are ... soz for being dead cryptic

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59, closed)

^ridiculous religious nut job whose only talent is to try to sheriff an irrevernt and irrelevant message board
Fuck off you weepy upset mess of a human
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)

It's not too late you know.
You could go to night classes, or answer the advert that says 'you could drive this bus'.

You could make something of yourself, really. Ignore what everybody says.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

From that desperate mess of a statement I take it you are unemployed and pondering the advice that every one is giving you.
You will get a job, I believe it just takes time,
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51, closed)

Ah, the
"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?" defence.

Try to be original please.

Listen, it's not a big thing. Some of us are Alphas, some are Betas. It's OK to be a Beta, you're still useful sometimes.
(username failed moderation, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:56, closed)