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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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Don't blame me for his catastrophic meltdown.

The signs have always been there...he's a washed-up wannabe academic, eking out a living in the arse-end of Stoke.

All he really had in life was the burning desire to prove me wrong and he just could not take it when he failed - so he had a most enjoyable online meltdown, where even Fatty Fairholme took him to school.

The poor sod has goaded many into an online breakdown - but his own, when it came, made all the others look sane in comparison!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:30, closed)
Hang on.
Are you saying you're not a creepy fantasist?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:49, closed)

I've truly been out-creeped here. Did you see what Dr.S posted?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
No, the mods took it down whilst I wasn't obsessively trawling this site.
Good to hear that you are still a creepy weirdo, though. It's good to find something to rely upon.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:52, closed)
Gaz screencaps plz

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:53, closed)
can we at least have a brief synopsis?

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:17, closed)
I'm not sure we'd be able to find anyone capable of giving a dispassionate, impartial account of the facts.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:21, closed)
MODS!
Sorry, forgot that the mods only log in once every 7 1/2 years. What are the odds that the last time they bothered was just in time for for the Shambles meltdown
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:35, closed)

Fathelme posted a copy of gazzes received by Dr.S - which were replaced in seconds by a mod-edit agreeing how disturbing and mentally unhinged they were, and that they'd been deleted for our own protection.

As I recall, it was a nasty threat to Fatty's family. But then again I only saw it for a matter of seconds.

Like I said - I've been well out-creeped.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
Hahaha. This is amazing.
You've run out of stuff to make up about your real life so now you're making stuff up about your online life.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:38, closed)
I'm not blaming you, Albert.
He's always been the master of his own reactions up to now, which is why it surprised me all the more when he became obsessed with his own game.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:21, closed)
exactly. the right sort of reaction would be to mock him as an obvious compulsive liar in a thread, the kind of bloke who feels the need to invent holidays, and that would be end of it
there's little to be gained by taking it further. It's not like Albert is the type to have any sort of honest self awareness or shame, creepy fantasists seldom do, so you're not going to provoke him into anything. The smart move would have been just to move on and wait for the next batch of self-aggrandising falsehoods, instead of working yourself into a lather and crossing that line.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:51, closed)

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