Well, quite.
Internet Hardmen are all talk of physical threats, and your use of phrases like "cross fire" and "get it in the neck," look to be pushing you into that camp.

Say it ain't so, Doc. I'd hate to see you become the next Jahled.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:22, 1 reply)

I can use chop socky references without actually duffing you up at playtime.
For clarity ... Fairholme gets it in the virtual neck whenever he pops his virtual head over the virtual parapet.

Also: I'm totally gonna give you a Chinese Burn at afternoon break.
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This is better*.
You're still a howwid bully, though.

*A bit better, anyway. I think I'd rather people weren't threatening to dox one another, at all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:38, closed)

quite ... and if the b3ta devs hadn't left this place to a handful of Mods with no power or inclination then it wouldn't be necessary
but this is now the messageboard equivalent of Somalia ... it's policed by whoever feels like policing it
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I still think the buck ought to stop with whichever dickhead thought Ignore 2.0 would solve anything.
Is that person long since gone?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)

we should /definitely/ duff that prick up at playtime

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You're on a shortcut to the pupil referral unit.
And this metaphor is rapidly falling apart.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

don't think that was a thing when I was at school
we just got caned
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You must be older than I thought.
Slippers and canes had been reduced to playground legend by the time I got to school.
That said, our head of year did once kick a boy up the arse, with a steel toe-capped boot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:15, closed)

pretty sure it'd been outlawed by then but news is slow to reach grim norvern monkey schools

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