Close, but the 'done thing' is to start a fire and die in it

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:00, 1 reply)

My toaster etc
Come on pudding brains, is fire all you got?!


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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)

No, but I am enjoying these SHORT AND TO THE POINT* replies
*hint: You're usually long-winded and boring as shit
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:04, closed)

Thanks sweetie
Special kisses 4or U

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)

Awwww that's sweet, but wouldn't you be better spending this time fixing your TARDIS?*
*Or quitting pretending and getting a life**
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:09, closed)

My... my God... YOU'RE RIGHT!
I'm going to STOP pretending to be this Doctor Skagra character, and start living a normal life - the life of who I really am, Cedric Hooper of 25 Meopham Gardens, Hackney Wick.

Time to put all this 'Time Lord' stuff behind me - and - and - be... A MAN!!!

Nah not reely.

I AM DOCTOR SKAGRA

My breasts are small, but pert.

AND I AM A TIME LADY.

Deal.

Sweetie X
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:13, closed)

Ah, so close!
I nearly managed to drag you back from the brink then and in to reality.

Hey ho - nothing left now but to up the meds.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:15, closed)

Of course you did dear.
Ha ha

I bet you googled that address!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)

No
Why would I? I don't care about what you have to say.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (because you forgot the kisses)
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:22, closed)

The feeling
is mutual.

MWAH!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:23, closed)