I might go for a pint at lunch.
A pint and then a nap. And then some crisps.
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:23, 2 replies)

Pork scratchings or gtfo.

( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:33, closed)

pork scratchings with the pint obvs
they do proper placky bags of butchers ones
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:34, closed)

That's the stuff.
Decent crunchy ones, none of this limp soggy nonsense that makes you feel like you've taken a bite out of a raw rasher.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, closed)

^This
If after one bite your teeth aren't all shattered like you've been kicked in the face by a spooked horse then:

a) It's not a real pork scratching
b) You are not a real man
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:52, closed)

Pub round here has started doing pork pies at lunch time. I approve of this innovation.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:47, closed)

Proper pub pork pies?
Damn this thread to hell and the insatiable hunger it's sowing in me.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:55, closed)

And MUSTARD.
Proper, bastard-strength MUSTARD.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:03, closed)

Ah, now that's lovely.
I must stock up on the powdered Colman's next time I'm in Blighty.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:40, closed)

fuck ... totes got Pork Pie Pangs now and going to be tied up until 1
:(
(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:57, closed)

Change the subject
All I've got are shitty tuna sandwiches for lunch :-(

I can hear the pub beckoning me with it's sweet siren song....and beer, lots of beer
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54, closed)